P.S. Requests to point one or more cameras at the hamsterwheel might
be honoured, depending on my mood - pity it's so unpredictable. Suggestions:
Call me on Skype, and ask me.
Call me on the phone and ask me.
Bang on the door and get frustrated when I don't answer.
Park your car outside and repeatedly beep the horn and yell.
Park your car outside, crack my wi-fi and bring all of my computers down
(pretty easy to do) and then ask me.
Phone me up, ask me for the wi-fi key (I'll tell you) and repeat the above
step.
Knock on Dave's door and ask him - he'll ignore you. (Dave = bloke downstairs)
Knock on Pete's door (Pete never answers his door). (Pete = other bloke downstairs)
Phone up my dad and complain to him. He will translate your request into
a confusing/oxymoronic Jewish proverb and will send it to me on Skype, hoping
that I know what it means.
Arrange a 'camera movement event'. I must request that this be done at
least two days in advance.
Hope that I just decide to move the camera spontaneously (this never
happens: there has to be a reason for everything).
Sorry about the annoying sarcastic tone of this document - I haven't had
much sleep lately.